Oh this is just perfect....

[Raggs]

OH I had a hilarious thing happen tonight.

My boyfriend decided during his divorce that he would become a better Catholic. So he starting going back to church. Well it's Lent now. So he can't eat meat on Fridays. he he... He does nothing but complain how he can't eat meat on Fridays. He doesn't have it every night anyways so I don't see what the big deal is. Well I made his spaghetti and I was flipping channels. I came across Food Network, which I love. Just as I turned it on Rachel Ray is talking about meat.. LOL

The segment of the show stated.... Be sure to brown the SIRLOIN completely, it will taste like one giant MEAT ball. Now let all that MEAT cook up.........This MEAT is going to taste great. Cut up some onions and add it to the MEAT..

It went on like that for about a minute. He freaked and I just laughed by booty off. It was hilarious. I couldn't have planned it better. It was perfect timing. The first Friday in Lent, in the middle of dinner and she kept repeating the word meat over and over.

[DAPER DAWG]

That is hilarious

Did you keep turning up the volume? Was he drooling in his spaghetti watching the steak cook?

[Wisconsin]

OH I had a hilarious thing happen tonight.

My boyfriend decided during his divorce that he would become a better Catholic. So he starting going back to church. Well it's Lent now. So he can't eat meat on Fridays. he he... He does nothing but complain how he can't eat meat on Fridays. He doesn't have it every night anyways so I don't see what the big deal is. Well I made his spaghetti and I was flipping channels. I came across Food Network, which I love. Just as I turned it on Rachel Ray is talking about meat.. LOL

The segment of the show stated.... Be sure to brown the SIRLOIN completely, it will taste like one giant MEAT ball. Now let all that MEAT cook up.........This MEAT is going to taste great. Cut up some onions and add it to the MEAT..

It went on like that for about a minute. He freaked and I just laughed by booty off. It was hilarious. I couldn't have planned it better. It was perfect timing. The first Friday in Lent, in the middle of dinner and she kept repeating the word meat over and over.

I feel his pain!! Too funny Raggs!!!

[Wisconsin]

Read this Raggs

I tried to find this joke last week for you but couldn't. Pass this on to your boyfriend:

Bubba...

Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and
cook a venison steak. But all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic....and
since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday. The
delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a
problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their
priest. The Priest came to visit Bubba and suggested that he become a
Catholic. After several classes and much study, Bubba attended
Mass.....and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, "You
were born a Baptist, and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic."


Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived,
and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison again filled the
neighborhood. The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors and as
he rushed into Bubba's yard clutching a rosary preparing to scold him,
he stopped and watched in amazement. There stood Bubba, clutching a
small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the
grilling meat and chanted: "You wuz born a deer, you wuz raised a deer,
but now you is a catfish."

[Mary1980]

That was hillarious! I read it out loud to my family and they were all laughing!! Thanks!!

[Raggs]

That's hilarious Wisconsin.. Thanks.. I'm so printing that out for my boyfriend..

[Wisconsin]

That's hilarious Wisconsin.. Thanks.. I'm so printing that out for my boyfriend..

Glad you enjoyed it and hope boyfriend can laugh about his meatless Fridays!

[NUNGUIS]

tell your boyfriend that i have'nt had meat since ash wednesday how is that for a sacrifice;and today i came home and my husband had cooked a steak for lunch at noon it was around 3:30 when i got home and i could still smell it i was going crazy as a matter of fact i can still smell it it's driving me nuts

[sheilabgroomer]

Funny story Raggs, and funny joke wisconsin. Now I need to copy and send it to my Catholic friends....hehehe

[rapuzzled]

I tried to find this joke last week for you but couldn't. Pass this on to your boyfriend:

Bubba...

Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and
cook a venison steak. But all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic....and
since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday. The
delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a
problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their
priest. The Priest came to visit Bubba and suggested that he become a
Catholic. After several classes and much study, Bubba attended
Mass.....and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, "You
were born a Baptist, and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic."


Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived,
and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison again filled the
neighborhood. The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors and as
he rushed into Bubba's yard clutching a rosary preparing to scold him,
he stopped and watched in amazement. There stood Bubba, clutching a
small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the
grilling meat and chanted: "You wuz born a deer, you wuz raised a deer,
but now you is a catfish."

Oh my gosh! Now THAT is funny!