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  • Exploding Anals !

    I'm sure I'm not the only one who has had the lovely stench of exploding anal glands & couldn't find where the smell was coming from... I disinfected the table, walls, tub, floor, etc... and still, I smelled it. I changed my smock, scrubbed my arms and hands & it still smelled bad. After about 10 minutes of clean up, I bring the dog back, whom had no smell of anals anymore, went back into the truck, scratched my head and alas.... I found the smell ! Yes, the dog "somehow" shot it on top of my head & in my hair!?!?!?!?!ahhhhhhhhhhh. I hope the owner didn't smell me ! Needless to say, doggie shampoo & conditioner works rather well in human hair ! I washed and dried myself and was cleaned up in no time.

    Moral of the story: Never underestimate the power of the a butt !

  • #2
    Had the same experience lol!!!! tropiclean shampoo worked great on my hair.


    • #3
      The first thing I did was nearly wet myself laughing...then, I felt empathy for you! It is things like this that give us a great sense of humor and force us to not be too serious in life, LOL!


      • #4
        Speaking of anals, I had a first today in trying to explain what anal glands were to a lady with an 11 year old schn. Her husband has always done the hacking on the schn, but he is not home right now so she brought the dog in to me to groom. Well, being 11 years old and evendently the anal glands had never been. They were quite full. They were impacted, but much longer and they would have been.

        I was trying to remember to tell the owner about the glands being full as they were, because I was afraid she would go home and start scooting the floor and the lady would think I clipped her too close, but when she came in the raved to much about the grooming that I forgot to tell her about the glands. I ended up running outside to catch her before she left and told her about the anal glands being so full, and she had no idea what I was talking about. So I stood outside in front of my shop trying to explain anal glands to this lady.


        • #5
          Sorry mooch

          That is funny,it happens eventually to everyone.You still have one more much worse experience to look forward to with the juicy stuff. You know your groomer when you can laugh about it later. When you see a groomer wearing goggles you can really laugh,full face face shield to the chin is person who knows the flavor of life.rolf
          Fiber, protein, minerals mostly air born. All the makings of a high end california health spa. just add a couple beaners stir it up and your good to go.


          • #6
            Mooch, you poor thing! Thank god for shampoo and tub for sure!


            • #7
              ROFL that has happened to me too.
              "There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face."