Guess what my stupid lab did today

[diamienono]

She ate 3-4 lbs of left over halloween tootsie pops and skittles. They were still in the bag in the closet. WELL, my kid decided she wanted some and did not ask. She left the door open. Always hungry, Tobler ate it all. Then she puked it all up in her crate while I was gone. She had sucker sticks stuck to her. Her whole body was sticky. So, out to the trailer. Thank god for Grimenator and my zoom groom. DUMB DOG!!!!

[toomuchfunbnme]

OH No!

Eek! Poor thing! I can just imagine how sad she looked all sticky with all those sucker sticks stuck to her! I'm glad that she is okay!

[puppyluv]

My boxer chewed through the charger of my new palm! 30-50 bucks to replace. UHHHHH! I had a dog get diarrea in thier crate before, thats fun. Aren't you glade you are mobile during times like those?

[misscatahoula]

lol.She looks so sad!

[diamienono]

Me thinks she got a belly ache. I wonder why. I should have taken a pic of her with the barfed up candy all stuck to her. UGH. This dog would never stop eating if she had unlimited food. She just acts like she is starved. Does she look starved!!! I used to argue with my hubby because of the way she acts around food. He would say that I don't feed her enough. Then I got pissed and filled the bowl again and she did the same. He appologized.

[furrybestjob]

and you thought you were taking time off to recover. Poor girl, she does look really sad.

[Helly]

Well, at least it was only one dog, and it was Tootsie Pops and Skittles. I still have vivid memories of Ronda the Queenie Wienie knocking down the plates of fudge, chocolate truffles, cookies (most of them chocolate), peanut brittle, and caramel corn I'd made for Christmas. Three dachshunds and two beagles had a feast.

When I got home it looked like they'd all exploded. Diarrhea and vomit everywhere. I was so mad I called my boss (who was also my vet) and said "Ronda fed everyone chocolate. Pounds and pounds of chocolate. They're all going to die, and right now I don't care."

Well, of course I didn't let them die. We treated them for chocolate overdose and all was well. But for a few minutes, looking at the devestation of all my hours of baking and cooking, I was sorely tempted.

[diamienono]

I just looked at the pic. Her eyes are glowing lol. Must be all the **** in the candy.

[plushpuppy]

She does look like she has a tummy ache poor thing.

[Poodlefluff]

That's funny. My cocker once ate a whole box of chocholate covered cherries that were on top of my kitchen counter. She must have jumped from the couch to the table to the counter to get them. But luckily she was fine. The worse is my loaf of bread stealing standard poodle. She will eat a whole loaf of bread -weirdo. And both of my dogs love to eat a poopy diaper GROSS!!

[keachy18]

our puppy got a hold of chocolate a few months ago. My 2 year old knocked a bunch of choco chips down and he ate them all, fortunately there werent a whole lot there, but he did puke everywhere and had diarrhea for a little while!! Fortunately he is fine now, and when it happened my husband was on duty and I was at work so he got to clean it up, hehe. Now he just keeps getting to the tissues in the garbage!!!!

[Wisconsin]

Well, at least it was only one dog, and it was Tootsie Pops and Skittles. I still have vivid memories of Ronda the Queenie Wienie knocking down the plates of fudge, chocolate truffles, cookies (most of them chocolate), peanut brittle, and caramel corn I'd made for Christmas. Three dachshunds and two beagles had a feast.

When I got home it looked like they'd all exploded. Diarrhea and vomit everywhere. I was so mad I called my boss (who was also my vet) and said "Ronda fed everyone chocolate. Pounds and pounds of chocolate. They're all going to die, and right now I don't care."

Well, of course I didn't let them die. We treated them for chocolate overdose and all was well. But for a few minutes, looking at the devestation of all my hours of baking and cooking, I was sorely tempted.

I love the line "They're all going to die and right now I don't care". Of course you don't feel that way but the thought probably crosses your mind as you clean up yards of vomit and diarrhea.

I had the opposite problem. My counter surfing male Keeshond knocked over a container of chicken bouillion and ate the whole thing. He didn't pee for a couple of days (Doc says all of the salt). After some IV fluids to dilute he was good as new. I did think to myself though serves you right silly dog.

[Wisconsin]

Oh yeah, there were 2 other incidents that are kind of funny. We were having a cookout and were just ready to serve the burger meal and noticed the buns weren't on the picnic table. In the house in the middle of the dining room floor was a perfectly empty plastic bag with the twist tie still on. Same male Keeshond sucked them through a hole in the plastic the size of a quarter. They were scattered all around him as he chowed down with his little proud expression.

Another time I took a bad fall kind of knocked myself loopy on the slippery just waxed floor and as I'm laying there my Keeshond (same one) came to my rescue or so I thought. He sniffed my as I was lying there and I swear he was hoping I was hurt really bad or dead because I heard him go in the kitchen and start counter surfing. What a dork!!

Oh yeah, one other time I come out of the shower hear a noise and look out the bathroom door just in time to see Cody (same naughty dog...notice a pattern here) coming down the hallway with a huge butcher knife in his mouth. He wanted to lick off any meat juices (or do away with me so he could have carte blanche)

Sorry so long, just had to share. My naughty boy is no longer with me. He died of lymphoma at 8 years old. Even though he was naughty he was the cutest thing on four legs. I miss Cody monster.

[sheilabgroomer]

I have come to the conclusion that labs are nothing but stomachs w/4 legs and a tail!! Actually I had a 3 legged stomach (Bo) and he was the most talented at stealing things!! The best was when he stole an eyeround off of the grill. I can't believe the silly dog didn't burn himself, and I also can't believe a 3 legged dog could run that fast w/an eyeround in his jaws...lol...My hubby was PISSED!!!

[pamperedpups]

Wow... I am so glad our dogs aren't so naughty!


Thank goodness your dog will be okay, Diamie.