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    Dog's Diary

    8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!

    9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!

    9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!

    10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!

    12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!

    1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!

    3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!

    5:00 pm - Dinner! My favorite thing!

    7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!

    8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!

    11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

    The Cat's Diary

    Day 2983 of my captivity.

    My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.

    They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my

    strength.

    The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to

    disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse

    and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike

    fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities.

    However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Damn Bastards..

    There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed

    in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due

    to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use

    it to my advantage.

    Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my

    tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this

    again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.

    I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The

    dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be

    more than willing to return. He is obviously not very smart. The bird

    must be an informant I observe him communicate with the guards regularly.

    I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged

    protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now...

  • #2
    hahahaha .... you think they're really thinking these evil things??? i kinda do! haha

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    • #3
      Hehe from the looks my cat gives me, my dog, and my bird I think that's EXACTLY what he's thinking lol.

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