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  • Listening to Ron White

    Here's one I'd not heard before & since we seem to be in the pirate mode & pirates have parrots.......

    This magician works on a cruise ship. Another employee has this annoying parrot & often brings the bird to watch the magician's act. Well it doesn't take too long & the parrot starts squawking the guy's secrets.

    "Squawk! It's up his sleeve!"
    "Squawk! It's in his hat!"

    So one night the magician has had enough. When the bird starts in, the guy pulls out a gun & fires at the bird, missing him & hitting a propane bottle in the rear of the room. The ship blows into a bazillon bits. The only survivors are the magician & the parrot. So as they are floating along the parrot says

    "Squawk! OK I give up. Where's the ship?!"

    Erica

  • #2
    Here is my pirate thought:-)



    Where's your Buccaneers?


    Under my Buccen hat :-)

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    • #3
      Under my Buckin' Hat!

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