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    Chap Stick

    Since Mother's Day is getting close, I thought we could all relate to
    this one.
    The Ellen Show was on and she read this submission to a contest from
    a viewer:

    So, we had this great 10 year old cat named Jack who just recently
    died. Jack was a great cat and the kids would carry him around and sit
    on him and nothing ever bothered him. He used to hang out and nap all day
    long on this mat in our bathroom.

    Well, we have 3 kids and at the time of this story they were 4 years
    Old, 3 years old and 1 year old. The middle one is Eli. Eli really
    Loves Chapstick. LOVES IT. He kept asking to use my Chapstick and
    then losing it. So finally one day I showed him where in the bathroom I
    keep my Chapstick and how he could use it whenever he wanted to but he
    needed to put it right back in the drawer when he was done.

    Last year on Mother's Day, we were having the typical rush around and
    try to get ready for church with everyone crying and carrying on. My
    two boys are fighting over the toy in the cereal box. I am trying to
    nurse my little one at the same time I am putting on my make-up.
    Everything is a mess and everyone has long forgotten that this is a
    wonderful day to honor me and the amazing job that is motherhood.
    We finally have the older one and the baby loaded in the car and I am
    Looking for Eli. I have searched everywhere and I finally round the
    corner to go into the bathroom. And there was Eli. He was
    applying my Chapstick very carefully to Jack's . . . rear end. Eli
    looked right into my eyes and said "chapped." Now if you have a cat,
    you know that he is right--their little butts do look pretty chapped.
    And, frankly, Jack didn't seem to mind.
    And the only question to really ask at that point was whether it was
    The FIRST time Eli had done that to the cat's behind or the hundredth.

    And THAT is my favorite Mother's Day moment ever because it reminds us
    that no matter how hard we try to civilize these glorious little
    creatures, there will always be that day when you realize they've been
    using your Chapstick on the cat's butt.

  • #2

    omg! that's really funny. now you know that kid was doing that for awhile...i guess the cherry flavor covered it up......again eeeewwwww! i like cats, but not that could u do such a thing! just wait till Eli reads this! rofl


    • #3

      There is a song by one of my all time favorite rock groups Three Dog Night, called "Eli's Coming". The chorus is "Eli's comin' You better hide your heart".

      In this case you better hide something else!!

      What's the funniest is the cat let him! I could see many dogs putting up with this, but a cat? He must have been a great one!!

      Thanks for sharing!


      • #4
        Oh my gosh! That is too funny! Imagine using a chapstick that has probably been applied to the cat's butt several times! That's like finding out someone has been using your toothbrush to clean the toilet!
        Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job. ~Franklin P. Jones


        • #5
          :: Laughing Hysterically ::

          Oh my gosh, that's a hoot! EEEWWWWW! Gross!!!

          Tammy in Utah
          Groomers Helper Affiliate


          • #6
            HA HA too funny!


            • #7
              I saw that re-enactment on the Ellen show yesterday I was so.... grossing out and ROFLMAO at the same time.

              I said woudn't that be just like a kid.

              I'm still cracking up now just thinking about it.