and yet another stupid dog song

[goldiphlox]

to the tune Rockin around the christmas tree;


walkin around the big oak tree tryin to find somewhere to pee.....
yesterday i was on the neighbors lawn and he threw a shoe at me.....

if u get a yellow spot on your lawn, it's from me-ee
if u step in somethin funny, sorry i was a little ru-uh-uh-ny.....

walkin around the big oak tree trackin down the new days mail.......

and when i'm done with all of that....

i'm gon-na chase my ta-illllllllllll..........

[RevWind]

HAA!

You absolutely floor me with your constant creativity.

[rapuzzled]

That's my favorite one yet!

[ejmj30]

LOVE IT!!!! That one is awesome. I'm bouncing around to it all the time now, lol. People look at me a little sideways when they hear me say, "lookin for somewhere to pee"

[eli]

instant laughter!!

You are a trip girl!

[abandk03]

That is so cool! I love it!

[goldiphlox]

LOVE IT!!!! That one is awesome. I'm bouncing around to it all the time now, lol. People look at me a little sideways when they hear me say, "lookin for somewhere to pee"

my 6 year old son knows all the words to all of my songs and he sings them at school! imagine the sideways looks he gets!lol

[mustluvdogs1]

You are sooo funny.

When my mother was alive but in her 70s or 80s I noticed she would be humming a no song sing songy tune. Umm humm humm um hum hum. No real song. Sometimes in grocery stores. So I said: "Have you ever thought of recording your tunes? Huh? she said. She did'nt even know she was doing it. We Laughed. Maybe you should try to get them published for groomers or kids. Really. I'd buy one.Reminds me of my Night before Christmas poem about a groomer. I sent to a groomer friend...wish I had a copy. Last part was something like :he exclaimed as he rode out of sight, "be sure to brush the dog well every night."I know you could come up with a great one. How bout JC take the remote instread of J---- take the wheel. By Carie Underwood. Song about getting the remote away from hubby.How bout the Queen of England and her elaborate hats?

[goldiphlox]

those are great ideas, mustlove.....but my brain doesn't work that way....i can't say, ok i'm going to write a song about this....well i can, but they are never as good.... i'm usually either asleep and i dream it and wake up and say oh ****...i have to write that down.(yes i keep a pad next to me) or i'll be at work and a dog or cat just seems to inspire me and something pops in my head! lol and no......for anyone thinking it....i'm not on drugs!!lol

[mustluvdogs1]

Ok, it's 8:31Pm

I missed tv and have not eaten but a little today. Maybe all this is light headedness from lack of food. haha. Sometimes I think of funny things my mom or grand mother said and I start to laugh. She did say, I will always remember the things she said to me. And I do.

[doggroomer123]

goldiphlox...my friend too, can make great parody songs.

[sheilabgroomer]

and no......for anyone thinking it....i'm not on drugs!!lol

Maybe you should be....hehehe j/k