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    A burglar was fumbling around in the house he'd broken into, trying to figure out were the valuables were. In the dark, he heard a voice say, "Jesus is watching"

    Unnerved, he turned on his flashlight and pointed it in the direction of the sound. He discovered the speaker was a parrot.

    "So your Jesus," he said to the bird. "Big deal"

    "No" corrected the bird "My name is Tony. Jesus is the Doberman"

  • #2
    Ha that is a cute joke!

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    • #3
      Oldie but goodie.

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      • #4
        I heard a similar version where the bird after the 3rd time saying "Jesus is watching you" says "sic'em Jesus". Love that one.

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        • #5
          That was a good one. I don't think I'd heard it before. Thanks for sharing.
          "There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face."
          Diane

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