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    Since my work cell died and I replaced it I gave the dead phone to my daughter as a play phone. So she decided she was going to play "grooming salon receptionist" I guess and told me she had a client on the phone with a bear. Only wants a bath and nails and tells this "client" it will be $7. She asks me if this is right and I laugh and tell her more like $300 and she says "Mom, that's WAY too much, I'll tell them $30". So then she says she has another call for someone with three cats. She tells me she's going to charge them $0.30 per cat and I have to bathe them and do their nails. I start laughing and tell her I won't bathe a Chihuahua for $30 let alone $0.30! She tells me I charge too much cuz my job is so much fun and so easy. Thank goodness hubby arrived with the pizza right then!
    What a caterpillar considers the end of his world, we call a butterfly.

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    Too cute. Thanks for the giggles.
    "There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face."
    Diane

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    • #3
      Oh and I thought you were going to say there really WAS a client on the phone and she just booked you for three cats for 90 cents!!!!!

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      • #4
        Was it Papa Murphy's pizza? Cuz I got a coupon....
        Guard well within yourself that treasure, kindness. Know how to give without hesitation, how to lose without regret, how to acquire without meanness.
        George Sand (1804 - 1876)

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        • #5
          LMBO! Is this the same daughter who used her kindergarten scissors to "groom" the cat when she was 4 years old?
          "We are all ignorant--we merely have different areas of specialization."~Anonymous
          People, PLEASE..It's ONLY a website!~Me

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Smart-n-Pretty View Post
            LMBO! Is this the same daughter who used her kindergarten scissors to "groom" the cat when she was 4 years old?
            Actually, she used them to cut chunks of fur off of our Pug!
            What a caterpillar considers the end of his world, we call a butterfly.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Smart-n-Pretty View Post
              LMBO! Is this the same daughter who used her kindergarten scissors to "groom" the cat when she was 4 years old?
              Originally posted by mylady View Post

              Actually, she used them to cut chunks of fur off of our Pug!
              [roars laughing] Fabulous!
              "We are all ignorant--we merely have different areas of specialization."~Anonymous
              People, PLEASE..It's ONLY a website!~Me

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              • #8
                Also the same daughter who told me in fromt of my hubby that she didn't want a job like "Daddy's" because his seemed hard, she wanted to groom like "mommy" because "mommy's job is so easy".
                What a caterpillar considers the end of his world, we call a butterfly.

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                • #9
                  Kids say the funniest things. I want to know how she managed to cut a pugs hair with saftey scissors though? Thats talent!

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Kindredkiss View Post
                    I want to know how she managed to cut a pugs hair with saftey scissors though? Thats talent!
                    Look who her mom is.
                    "We are all ignorant--we merely have different areas of specialization."~Anonymous
                    People, PLEASE..It's ONLY a website!~Me

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