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    Question: "How Many Dogs
    Does It Take to Change A Light
    Bulb?"


    1. Golden Retriever: The sun is
    shining, the day is young,
    we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're
    inside worrying about a stupid
    burned out bulb?


    2. Border Collie: Just one. And
    then I'll replace any wiring
    that's not up-to-code.


    3. Dachshund: You know I can't
    reach that stupid lamp!


    4. Rottweiler: Make me.


    5. Boxer: Who cares? I can
    still play with my squeaky toys
    in the dark.

    6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!!
    Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the
    light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
    Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please,
    please!


    7. German Shepherd: I'll change
    it as soon as I've led these
    people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't
    missed any, and make just one more
    perimeter patrol to see that no
    one has tried to take advantage of the
    situation.


    8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll
    just pop it in while I'm
    bouncing off the walls and furniture.


    9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light
    bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't
    see a light bulb?


    10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change
    it? I can still pee on the
    carpet in the dark.


    11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco
    Bulb.

    12. Pointer: I see it, there it
    is, there it is, right
    there.....


    13. Greyhound: It isn't moving.
    Who cares?


    14. Australian Shepherd: First,
    I'll put all the light bulbs in
    a little circle...


    15. Poodle: I'll just blow in
    the Border Collie's ear and
    he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the
    house, my nails will be dry.

    The Cat's Answer: "Dogs do not
    change light bulbs. People
    change light bulbs. So, the real question is: How
    long will it be before I can expect
    some light, some dinner, and a
    massage?"


    ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE
    AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE
    MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF.

  • #2
    Thanks for the laugh.
    "There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face."
    Diane

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    • #3
      That's cute!!

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