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  1. #1
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    Shocked Murder Mystery #12

    Kurt's business has been so busy that he hired a retired groomer to handle his scheduling. He was off to his first groom…..

    First stop.....2 toy poodles, clean feet, Miami Cut and a Puppy Cut

    Next stop……2 more toy poodles, clean feet, Kennel Cut and a Clown Cut with German mustache

    Next stop……1 toy poodle, clean feet, Summer Clip with flared top knot

    Next stop……2 toy poodles, clean feet, Town and Country Clip and Riviera Clip

    Next stop…... 1 toy poodle, clean feet, Dutch Trim with a French mustache

    Next stop.…..2 toy poodles, clean feet, New York Trim, and a Euro Trim with angled mustache

    The Detectives knock on his van's door….no answer….one Detective says that he wanted a business card….he needs his toy poodle groomed with clean feet, Lamb Cut, and a Donut mustache.

    The second Detective shakes his head and says…no way to run a successful business if you don't answer your door…..

    Inside the van, Kurt lies in his own pool of blood…..eyes crossed, and evidence that he trimmed his head in a rounded top knot and was trying to shave his feet…..

    Happy not hiring a scheduler

    Dolly's Barking Bubbles, LLC

    www.dollysbarkingbubbles.com

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    Oh dolly! This is hilarious and that would ukd be my perfect day. If only I had that many poodles on my books. I actually had 3 toys in today, clean face and feet in a very short lamb trim.

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    Oh my! Dolly that had a twist to it, lol.
    Ain't always easy to stand up for what is right.

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    Lol lol

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    Poor Kurt! Eyes crossed indeed!

    Dolly you keep getting more and more inventive!

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    Oh my Kurt.

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    OH my number 12, 13 should be very special, you know 13.

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    Finally gets oodles of poodles and then final arrangements. That's life Kurt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TootsiePie View Post
    Finally gets oodles of poodles and then final arrangements. That's life Kurt.
    LOL I understand that twist.

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