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  1. #1
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    Shocked Murder Mystery #9

    It was a sleepless night as Yankeedoodlepoodle tossed and turned in bed. Her mind revisits the next day's grooming appointment of…… Precious, the 5 lb Pomeranian. She goes over in her mind the tools that she will need: a Muzzle, Groomer's Helper, Bandages, Antibiotic Spray, First Aid Kit……..

    The sun is now up and Yankeedoodlepoodle is anxiously awaiting the 8:00 arrival. She sees a car slowly pulling into the parking lot and sees……. Precious…… in the front seat, barking loudly with anticipation of a wonderful relaxing Spa Day.

    The Detectives circle the bloody body of Yankeedoodlepoodle. Her outstretched hand still holds a pink little bow. All eyes focus on Precious…… who is happily playing with a squeaky toy. ...........Squeak… squeak….squeak……

    They quickly revert their suspicion to the husband who just walked in the door singing "Good Morning America, How are you"….……"Hi Precious" ....."Good Doggie !!"......"Want a treat?"


    Happy being single

    Dolly's Barking Bubbles, LLC

    www.dollysbarkingbubbles.com

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    Oh, no! So Yankee is never going to celebrate her 30th anniversary in Hawaii...

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    Thumbs up Dolly! Keep them coming.
    A bit of morbid humor is good in my book!
    Ain't always easy to stand up for what is right.

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    Don't forget to call my customers to reschedule.

  5. #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by yankeedoodlepoodle View Post
    Don't forget to call my customers to reschedule.
    LOL

  6. #6
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    Sometimes just the name Precious on a little breed and she is never a problem is enough to make me cautious.

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