I love the "funniest reasons of why my dog is matted" topic. It made me think of other funny or very common things people tell you.
- I brush my dog every day (and then you spend lots of time getting the mats out)
- My dog is ticklish (and really their dog just doesn't like his/her feet being groomed and grumbles the whole time lol)
I know I have LOTS more but that was off the top of my head. What do you guys hear?